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How to Sneeze When You Need to Sneeze
Need to sneeze, like you can practically taste it, but it just ... won't ... happen? When this happens--and it happens to all of us more often than we'd like--it's instinct to want to tilt your head back and squint your eyes nearly shut and make hang-on-I-need-to-sneeze faces. But hark! I am here today to tell you to resist that instinct!
Instead: Try staring into the nearest brightest light....more of this blog 12/12/09 Jeff S
Did anyone remember to bring the ch's?
Why is it so complicated to describe Wandyteeth to anyone who is not already familiar with it?
Maybe it's a consequence of age? Complexity often chaperones perpetuity. Future Ph.D. candidates could tease infinite amounts of dull theses out of Wandyteeth's seven year history. I suspect that the respected academic journals will latch onto "Wandyteeth: a shared forum for current and former residents of Omaha", but....more of this blog 07/09/09 Joel F
Shabotsi!
It's not hot enough. I like my summers steamy, with temperatures hot enough to toast my skin, work my heart until it is pounding like drums heard deep within African jungles, my body glistening with cleansing coats of sweat that shed like an ice robe when I leap into a pool.
The days are long enough. Sunset at 8:45 p.m. is something I try to take advantage of. There is....more of this blog 06/03/09 Rob
More crap
I've moved into a house, it is pretty god damned dirty, however I cleaned the shit out of my room and have an airpurifier. My mom smelled an abundance of smoke on my clothes, this is probably because of indoor smoking at most of the places I have stayed. My room has like 15 Nintendo Power posters, and only 2 of the games are for the NES. I think my mom threw....more of this blog |
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